Posted on 2003/11/11


George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk

he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks

him what his name is.

“Billy”.

“And what is your question, Billy?”

“I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support

of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And

third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that

they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, “OK, where

were we? Oh that’s right — question time. Who has a question?”

A different little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him

what his name is.

“Steve”

“And what is your question, Steve?”

“I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support

of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third,

whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20

minutes early? And fifth, what happened to Billy?”

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