Posted on 2004/06/23

Asim Jalis:

Muppet Boss

Some signs that your boss might be a muppet:

1. Exhibits deep instability; changes project goals regularly.

2. Sits behind an imposing desk, and never leaves the desk.

3. Little sticks connect his hands to something under the desk.

4. Nods vigorously and emphatically in conversation.

5. Writes typo-filled e-mails (it’s hard to type with fluffy


6. Takes notes in crayon.

7. Hums the Sesame Street tune when he thinks no one is


8. Knows the letters of the alphabet really well.

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